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  Table of Contents

  Title Page

  Dedication

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Contact

  The G.A.P. Playbook

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  The Guys Are Props Club

  Ingrid Seymour

  To Billie

  Because without you, dreams wouldn't come true

  Chapter 1

  The Guys Are Props Club—otherwise known as G.A.P.—was in session.

  From two members, we had grown to thirty in only two semesters. Not that this was hard to believe—99.9% of girls within dating age have had their hearts stomped on, slashed or otherwise ground into tiny little bits by some worthless bastard.

  Really. I didn’t make that statistic up. Well, maybe Jessica did, but it sounds pretty accurate to me.

  Today, though, only eleven club members had made it in. The start of a new semester was always hard on everyone’s schedules.

  The new girl, Clarissa, was recounting her latest heartache. She sat in one of the folding chairs arranged inside a circle in the small conference room reserved for our biweekly meeting.

  “I should have known since the first date,” Clarissa said. “He paid for dinner with a coupon. How cheap is that?”

  “Extremely cheap,” Jessica said with distaste.

  I used coupons when I could. I wondered if that made me cheap or just budget-minded. Since I was on scholarship, and my bank account was anorexic, I went with the latter.

  I sighed and looked at my watch, willing time to go by faster. There were three syllabi—or was it syllabuses?—I needed to go over, and listening to the girls recount the same sappy stories about their break-ups was getting old.

  Clarissa’s was the typical story. She started dating a good-looking guy who, at first, appeared to be God’s answer to her womanly needs. Everything went great for several dates, but soon after they slept together, and certainly after Clarissa fell in love with him—the newbies were always falling in love with them—he dumped her.

  “There, there!” said the girl to her right. She patted Clarissa’s leg as her eyes shone like wavering pools. The poor sucker was still in the mourning stage.

  Looking at her pitiful state made me renew my pre-college vow once more. I would never put myself through that again.

  Jessica pushed a lock of platinum blond hair behind her ear. “You can tell us the rest of the story later, sweetie. This is your first meeting, and we understand it’ll take time to get over that jackass. But don’t fret, a few more sessions with the group, and you’ll be cured. And not just that, you’ll be in control. This will never, ever happen to you again. Right, girls?”

  “Right,” all the girls chanted in unison.

  Jessica’s blue eyes sparkled and a cat’s smile stretched her bee-stung lips. She was the star of this show, and she loved it.

  After crossing her legs and accommodating a clipboard on her raised thigh, Jessica continued, “So let’s set some goals for the semester. I’ve already written mine down. I will be more ambitious this time around, so I’ve decided to pull six Plays.”

  “Six Plays?!” Brandy exclaimed. She was an olive-skinned brunette with sad puppy eyes who’d joined G.A.P. last semester and hadn’t managed to pull any Plays, though not for lack of trying. “Wow, you’re amazing, Jessica,” she added dreamily.

  Jessica’s left eyebrow went up in a coquettish arch, letting Brandy know she was stating the obvious. Modesty wasn’t a malady Jessica suffered from.

  My attention started to drift. I liked the camaraderie of the club, but after two semesters of the same, most of its aspects were starting to wear thin on me, especially the Plays. I guess the fact that I wasn’t proud of some of the things I’d done under Jessica’s guidance had a lot to do with it.

  For something to distract myself, I counted the windows and the fluorescent lights overhead. The bulletin boards attached to the wall overflowed with flyers from people selling bikes, looking for roommates, offering tutoring. Outside, the colors of twilight played in the sky.

  “Thank you for the compliment, Brandy.” Jessica cleared her throat. “I have two targets selected already. I identified them last semester. I will get to work on them A.S.A.P. Now,” Jessica tapped her pink gel pen on her chin, “You should know that this time around, each Play will cost one hundred dollars.”

  “What?! One hundred dollars?” I complained, snapping out of it. Others echoed my outrage.

  Jessica tried to explain. “I know that’s more than last semester, but—”

  “That’s double last semester,” I interrupted.

  “My math skills aren’t that bad, Maddie,” Jessica said. She tilted her head to one side, making her smooth, long hair fall over her shoulder. “I know it is twice as much, but think about it. The pot will be more sizable in the end. With every member entering—by the way Clarissa, everyone is required to register for at least one Play—the pot will be three thousand dollars. Well worth winning. Tell me you wouldn’t like to get your hands on that kind of money.”

  She had a point. Three thousand dollars would be a hefty meal for my malnourished bank account. Still, I didn’t have one hundred dollars to spare on the entry fee, and I had no intentions of pulling anymore Plays. I had planned to enter and fake it some kind of way, but now I couldn’t even do that. Jessica was going to give me a hard time about this. I just knew it.

  “Um,” Clarissa lifted a hand hesitantly. “Sorry, but what’s a Play?”

  “A Play,” Jessica explained, “is you leading a guy on, using him like a dirty dish rag, and then throwing him away.”

  “Oh,” Clarissa said, her mouth twisting to one side, a clear sign that she was questioning the morality of doing something like that. We’d seen that look before.

  After a huge sigh, Jessica stood, put her clipboard down on the folding chair and exited the circle. She wore tight, white capri pants, three-inch, black-and-white checkered heels, and a turquoise top with the letters G.A.P. running over her breast. The dots punctuating our club’s initials were hot pink rhinestones she had hot-glued onto it. Gathering her thoughts, she started pacing back and forth in front of a dry-erase board.

  The speech was coming.

  Whenever one of the members decided to question the morality of leading a guy on, Jessica took it upon herself to remind everyone why we were here and what the purpose of the club was.

  “There was this boy,” Jessica started.

  Oh boy. I suspected she would have everyone in tears soon.

  “We met in junior high. He was smart, funny and good at sports. He had a slight acne problem that made him shy and a bit awkward. But did I care? No. He helped me with my math homework and he carried my books, and I . . . I found him adorable.

  “My mom’s a dermatologist, so I asked her to give him some advice on medication for his condition. A
year later, his acne had cleared. Six months after that he had an amazing growth spurt. He grew seven inches and made the varsity football team.

  “As you can imagine, he became very popular. Next thing you know, he was dating the head cheerleader. That would be . . . me,” she put two pink-tipped fingernails on her breasts and made a half curtsy.

  A few of the members giggled. I shook my head. She was such a show off.

  “We talked about attending U.C.I. together.” Jessica’s voice grew low and husky. “We talked about marriage and about having kids. I loved him. He was my first, and I wanted him to be my only. I would have done that for him, and I would have been happy.

  “Then he was offered a scholarship to play football at Ohio State. I was so happy for him. It was a dream come true for Taylor. I had wanted to come here to sunny California, but I didn’t care. I told him I’d go to Ohio State with him.”

  Jessica’s voice wavered. I shifted in my seat. I hated when she talked about Taylor. I’d never met him, but she talked about him so vividly that sometimes it felt as if I had, as if I’d gone to high school with them and had witnessed their break-up in person. But I hadn’t. Jessica was from Texas, and I grew up in Arizona. We’d only met a year ago. Still, when she talked about her ex-boyfriend, it brought back too many memories of my own, memories I had learned to lock away . . . most of the time.

  Jessica shook her head. “But it turned out that his new, fancy scholarship meant I wasn’t good enough for him. Ohio was to be his new beginning, a place for him to shine . . . by himself. Without me.” Even the girls who had heard Jessica tell the story before gasped. “When he left he didn’t even say goodbye.”

  “The bastard,” Brandy spat, a perfectly practiced “The End” to Jessica’s tale.

  Clarissa’s tears were flowing now, her own misfortunes surely amplified by Jessica’s story. My head slumped as I felt that familiar helplessness inside me. I hated how Jessica had the uncanny ability to make painful events, more than a year old, feel fresh. I hated the gaping emptiness in my chest and the soul-eating anger that tried to fill the space. I fought it, knowing that if I let it flood me, I would become a terrible person. It had almost happened last semester. But that was not me, nor was it who I wanted to be.

  At moments like this, I always questioned my reasons for being here, for remaining a member of G.A.P. But every time I came to the same conclusion. I was here for Jessica.

  She straightened to her full five-foot-ten frame and pushed her sizable bosom forward, her war flags. “Do you guys feel that? Right here,” Jessica pointed at her breastbone, over her heart. “Doesn’t it feel like a piranha is eating your heart out with its little bitty, sharp teeth?” Her words squeezed through tight lips.

  The girls nodded fervently.

  “That’s why I formed this club. Because we carry those little fuckers inside. And guess what? They’re transmittable. And not only that, we know exactly how this disease works and how to give it to somebody else. Somebody who deserves it.”

  “Damn right,” one of the girls shouted, punching a fist in the air. Others cheered, reveling in the camaraderie.

  “So if you ever wonder how right or wrong it is to Play a guy, think of all those countless, impossible-to-heal bites you’ve suffered deep inside you. There’s nothing wrong with this, girls. It’s all about the meaning of the phrase ‘an eye for eye.’”

  Jessica’s face composed itself into a righteous expression.

  “It’s in the Bible.”

  Chapter 2

  After Jessica’s speech, the girls were so inspired that all of them put their names in the Play Pot. Some even entered twice. Well, all the girls except for me. I really didn’t have the money to spare. If I cut a few things here and there—like cream in my morning coffee or coffee altogether—I could probably scrape enough cash to put my name in the pot.

  But the truth was: I wasn’t going to Play anyone. Not again. And there was no way in hell I would give up coffee. How could I be expected to go to class in the morning and stay up through the night studying without coffee? Nope, it just wasn’t going to happen.

  Anyway, speech or not, Playing guys was plain wrong. It brought us down to the level of the scum who’d set those vile piranhas loose in our guts in the first place. It was like turning into Taylor or my own ex, David.

  Repelled, I shoved the thought of that bastard away. I hated thinking about him, and most of the time I managed to keep David out of my mind. But it seemed I could always count on Jessica to remind me of him.

  It was true that I had Played a guy last semester—I’m sure Jessica would remind of that when I refused to do it again—but I wasn’t proud of it. And I hadn’t enjoyed it either, not like Jessica and some of the other girls did. It had made me feel rotten and hate-worthy, and I didn’t want people to hate me. I didn’t want guys to hate me. I just wanted them to leave me alone.

  As Jessica finished jotting down one of the girl’s Play details, she turned to me. “You’re the only one missing, Maddie.” She tapped the clipboard with her pen. The list was full of names and numbers now.

  “Budget’s tight, Jessica. I already told you.” I picked up my messenger bag. “I can’t sign up.”

  “We’ll talk later,” she told me in a quiet voice. “Okay, girls,” Jessica turned to the others, putting away her things in a giant magenta purse. “We’ll meet here—same time, same day—in two weeks. I want updates on all your plans and conquests.” She gave a conspiratorial smile. “In the meantime, have fun and don’t let the piranhas bite.” She winked.

  As she finished addressing the girls, the conference room door opened. A guy started to step in but came up short when he noticed the room full of girls. He did a double take, looking up at the number on the door.

  “I’m sorry. I was looking for the Latin dance class,” he said, flashing a flawless set of teeth.

  Jessica returned his smile, adding a little tilt to her chin and flicking her long hair over one shoulder. One of her trademark moves that was inviting, charming and sexy all at the same time.

  “Must be in the next room over,” she said.

  The guy’s piercing green eyes took Jessica in from head to toe and back again, and the tilt of his mouth suggested he approved of what he saw. I did a quick survey of his features. He had tan skin, thick dark eyebrows and shiny black hair that gave his clear green eyes a striking quality. He was what Jessica would describe as delectable. I immediately filed him away in the jerk category.

  “Yeah, I see that.” He hitched a thumb toward the room number. “My apologies, ladies.” He backed away, never breaking eye contact with Jessica until the last second when he closed the door behind him.

  Jessica whirled and faced her flock. “That, my friends, is the epitome of Latin hotness.” She fanned herself. “He’s the honest-to-God, walking, breathing cliché of a dark and handsome stranger. I think I just found target number three,” she paused dramatically, holding three fingers up. “Hands off, everyone. I call that Play. Game on!”

  In the same breath, Jessica grabbed me by the wrist and pulled me along. “C’mon, we’re learning to tango,” she said.

  I staggered and barely stayed on my feet. “Wait, what?” I asked, stumbling behind her.

  “We’re learning to tango, to salsa, to mambo, whatever it is.” She pulled me toward the conference room next to ours.

  When we got there, we found that the door was open. Inside, people talked animatedly. Jessica stopped abruptly.

  “Compose yourself,” she said as she smoothed her blond hair and shirt. She gave me a sideways glance, appraising me. “You look fine. Go ahead.” She pushed me into the room.

  I staggered inside. The space was three times larger than the one we’d come from. The accompanying folding chairs were stacked against the wall, leaving the floor unobstructed.

  “I don’t have time for this,” I said under my breath. I had a busy day tomorrow with work and classes. I wanted to go back to my room and w
ind down, reading my syllabi or painting my toenails—anything but this.

  “Yes, you do,” Jessica responded through the side of her mouth, then she turned sharply toward the group and stamped an insta-smile on her face. “Hi, there,” she drawled. “Is it too late to sign up for the lessons?”

  A Latin bombshell—I couldn’t come up with any other term to describe her—pulled away from the small group of people and walked toward us. She had elbow-length, dark hair and large brown eyes. She wore a pair of tight, red pants with rhinestones around the waist. Her white shirt ended three inches above her waistline and revealed a flat, well-toned midriff. She couldn’t have been but a couple of years older than me—twenty-one or twenty-two at most.

  “Oh, hi,” the bombshell said. “No, no, it’s not too late to join. We still have a few spots available. Come on in. I’m the instructor, Cristina De Leon.”

  “I’m Jessica, and this is Maddie.” Jessica looked over Cristina’s shoulder and pinpointed handsome stranger’s exact location.

  “Welcome. Come in. Meet everyone.” Cristina ushered us toward the other students, three girls and two guys, including Jessica’s target.

  Introductions went all around. I tried at first to catch everyone’s names, but I’ve never been good at associating them with faces, so I eventually gave up. Jessica offered the crowd a dismissive smile, then shot her eyes straight to her objective in a rude distinction that wasn’t lost on anybody.

  “And you are?” she said extending a hand to him.

  “Sebastian Capello,” he said, keeping tight eye contact with Jessica as they shook hands. At closer range, his clear green eyes were even more striking, fringed by thick, ultra-dark lashes. His gaze sparkled with mischief as he assessed Jessica once more. What a dog!

  I rolled my eyes. Clearly, the attention wasn’t lost on him either.

  Of course, Jessica was a freaking expert at the ensnaring business, and it didn’t hurt that she was beautiful—although I bet those pouty lips of hers did half the work. The poor sucker wouldn’t even know what hit him, and it seemed he was the kind who deserved it.